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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ Elsa, the Pizza Queen
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dom-i-nos
dom-i-nos
not pizza hut or papa joe’s
dom-i-nos
dom-i-noooos
my pizzas are for...

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mulxn:

Elsa, the Pizza Queen

dom-i-nos
dom-i-nos
not pizza hut or papa joe’s

dom-i-nos
dom-i-noooos
my pizzas are for the pros

i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway

I did not mean for this to go this far….

CRYING

Walt Disney Pictures presents: Baked

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re-think that title

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istillsmelllikelaurenlopez Source: queenelxa

Here’s what our parents never taught us:

You will stay up on your rooftop until sunlight peels away the husk of the moon,
chainsmoking cigarettes and reading Baudelaire, and
you will learn that you only ever want to fall in love with someone
who will stay up to watch the sun rise with you.

You will fall in love with train rides, and sooner or later you will
realize that nowhere seems like home anymore.

A woman will kiss you and you’ll think her lips are two petals
rubbing against your mouth.

You will not tell anyone that you liked it.
It’s okay.
It is beautiful to love humans in a world where love is a metaphor for lust.

You can leave if you want, with only your skin as a carry-on.

All you need is a twenty in your pocket and a bus ticket.
All you need is someone on the other end of the map, thinking about the supple
curves of your body, to guide you to a home that stretches out for miles
and miles on end.

You will lie to everyone you love.
They will love you anyways.

One day you’ll wake up and realize that you are too big for your own skin.

Molt.
Don’t be afraid.

Your body is a house where the shutters blow in and out
against the windowpane.

You are a hurricane-prone area.
The glass will break through often.

But it’s okay. I promise.

Remember,
a stranger once told you that the breeze
here is something worth writing poems about.

“Here’s What Our Parents Never Taught Us,” Shinji Moon (via commovente)
Source: commovente

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Little Prince- Andrew Jackson Jihad/Ghost Mice

“Hey everything, fuck you
I hate everything you do to me
I despise every lie I’ve come to believe
And I hate every evil thing that I see
This juxtaposition of good and bad 
Remind me of the best and the worst dreams I’ve had
I’m either too happy or fucking sad
And I can’t keep up with that
And my job what a shame
Just a mountain of death filling up my brain
I’m always tied to the tracks of the train
Desperately afraid of going insane
And I’d like to take advantage of a flock of wild birds
To make to make my escape from this planet
Christ almighty I am thirsty
I’m forever fat and ugly
Stumbling bumbling bastard stubbly
Faces will always be hungry
And I don’t know if I’m capable of helping anyone
I’m at the mercy of emotions of my better friends”
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